If you’ve always dreamed about having your business card laser-etched on beef jerky, your time has come. Using a 150-watt laser, large slabs of jerky and a dash of humor, Meatcards has developed a process for making the edible IDs. “Unlike other business cards, Meat Cards will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards,” reads a promotion on the company’s Web Site. “Meat Cards do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness cannot be contained in a Rolodex.”